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(no subject) [Jul. 13th, 2005|04:18 pm]
Tom is goign to Europe____> sweet. I leave next week, Going to Nederlands, and Belgie, and Duechland, and Frankalijk. Swweeeet. And I leave next week. Hopefully i dont cauth any diseases over there
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(no subject) [May. 20th, 2005|12:37 pm]
now that i have the internet again, i need to know if there are any bittorrent sites left? help me out peopl
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(no subject) [Apr. 17th, 2005|08:24 pm]
So tax day was friday. Now i am out of a job and school for an entire month. Its goign to be tuff, with everyone else in school or working. dont know how long i am oging to be able to occupy my time. Might need to fill it with drugs and loose women, but lets hope not.
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(no subject) [Apr. 11th, 2005|06:20 pm]
I put my lime in the coconut. Whew. That was tuff. And after all that I end up drinking Diet coke.
Spring is fun, when there is somethign to do with the beatiful weather. Without it, sunshine is just a tease to your boredome. I think i may wash some socks, or look for a play pal. FUN.

I purchased the new Beck CD last week. Pretty good. I wouldnt put it up there as hi as Odelay, but its around there with Midnight Vultures, which is a pretty damn good album
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hangover [Jan. 31st, 2005|07:07 pm]
I tango'd with the first product of the industrial revolution in the damwn of saturn seventh of time...
and i lost
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My brother is so gay [Jan. 27th, 2005|07:29 pm]
He just clogged the toilet and then left me to clean it up. The jerk popped his head into my room and said "Hey, uh, could you plunggie the toilet? Yeah, uh thanks." He said somethign about having to go to a Christian Life meeting. I knew he was going to sell drugs, or maybe just use them. Anyways, he came home at like 2 the other day, and woke me up. "oh, hey, just going to play video games on your computer." Unfortuantly i did nto have any sharp objects to skewer his eyeballs with so all he got was a fluffy white pillow in the face. The world has no justice. I would have liked to plunge his head into that toilet. His head was on the end of that stick, and as i pumped it into the hole, his teeth shreded the feces. His nose ripped the toilet paper out of the clogged hole, and his head floated in the slimey brown liquid sluge


Actualy I love my brother.
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(no subject) [Dec. 16th, 2004|03:32 am]
[Sonics |Bill Evans - Nardis]

And so starts Christmas Break
The first break in 5 years where i have not had a job.
Could be fun.
Probably will be calling you due to bordem
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(no subject) [Sep. 12th, 2004|10:35 pm]
[Sonics |Beatsteaks - Just Like Heaven]

well now that I am 21 who wants to go to the bar
We can sing songs and all get along
to the groove tunes of yesterday
and how there is no big numbers left to play
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(no subject) [Sep. 10th, 2004|05:08 am]
IM DRUNK
IM NOW 21
HIP
HIP
HOARRAy
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(no subject) [Aug. 19th, 2004|10:42 pm]
if some one has something constructive to do, please let me help
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(no subject) [Aug. 19th, 2004|10:21 pm]
[mood | bored]
[Sonics |Postal Service - District Sleeps Alone Tonight]

Too Much TV

its mighty unpleasant to be a minor in the new age of bars. A time machine would be helpful. Send a self addressed envelope to 555 Milhers, New Jersey, C.O. anachronistic tom. All this has just left me with one thing, cable television. The hours go by so fast with blue green and red diodes flashing in front of my dilating pupils, letting their high level energy waves corrode my retina. oh well, its a trade-off, cause I really want to know "which celebrity is having the most fun this summer" documentaries that leave you to buy something else. i think most of Hollywood has run out of ideas, so like a dog when its bored, it chasing its own tail, and licking its ass. i would like to know the ratio of episodes of 'Newlyweds" compared to Jessica S. videos on MTV right now. I bet that each episode earns her about 5 more downloads than every single song she will ever make. still the cycle perpetuates. 25 percent of tv exist because of 25 % of the movies and 25% of movies exist because of 25% of tv, and 100% of that stuff. its the closest man will ever get to perpetual motion. the snow ball down the matterhorn. one day it will come all the way down the mountain, and crash into a yuppie's condo, who does even ski but his wife likes the spa there. i want to live to see that. the more cable channels we get on our satellite hook ups, the more choices, hopefully. one day capitalism will triumph over consumerism. ha
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(no subject) [Jul. 20th, 2004|09:34 pm]
time to kill again
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(no subject) [Apr. 15th, 2004|02:45 pm]
[mood | aggravated]

How does one
Start a work of
Carp
Because
Educationally
Emotionally
Its no more important
In the grand scheme of the world
Than a homeless man's
Toilet paper
Old classifieds,
Cheap service jobs
Fast Food
Telemarketing
Cosco Butcher
Places that they say
You will be
Looking, if this
Shit
Really stinks
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(no subject) [Apr. 15th, 2004|02:34 pm]
[mood | happy]
[Sonics |Clash - Magnificent Seven]

Guess what
Ska's Dead..
But so are you

Friday
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(no subject) [Apr. 9th, 2004|02:33 pm]
Contact tom this week for free Hooters. Please stand by
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(no subject) [Mar. 15th, 2004|02:17 pm]
Yahoo Image search Tom Burke
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(no subject) [Mar. 15th, 2004|02:02 pm]
Hark and Behold
Braid is tourign again
Salvation has coem at last
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(no subject) [Feb. 6th, 2004|02:28 am]
[mood | silly]
[Sonics |Clash - Straight To Hell]

So today I went to see Hey Mercedes. Like always, amazing. After, Bob Nanna was standing with is girlfriend watching the next band. And i kept staring at him like a giddy school girl. I would catch myself and stop, but a minute later i would be watchign him again. someoen help
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(no subject) [Feb. 5th, 2004|03:16 pm]
Th most amazing thign happened yesterday. A group of Cubans got together and turned a 1959 buick into a boat. Then they set sail for Florida with 11 people on board. The Coast Gaurd caught them and sent them back to Cuba befor ethey could reach the beach.
My problem is... why ar ewe kicking this man out? HE built a boat AND motor for his boat from a fifty year old car and then manged to get it to float with 11 peopel in it. These are the people we need to let in the country, not send back to Fidel. Speaking of Fidel, There were rumors that he was dead in the news. Poor guy. Well... not so much since he slaughterd anyone he thought was jepordizing his power.

On another note, Tower records is going banckrupt.. praise be to Allah
http://au.news.yahoo.com/040205/11/nla8.html
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(no subject) [Feb. 1st, 2004|01:14 am]
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SUCK ON THAT
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